Well, this time, Jamie Foxx’s new video for ‘Blame It’ makes me mad in very specific ways.
1. Foxx gets all these quality actors and the storyline consists of “drinking, dancing, sitting, being aloof.” Fail.
2. My cones are screwed up in a way that I don’t think they’ll recover from.
3. If you’re going to go with the red light effect, then you HAVE to have the people in the video drinking Red Death:
Ingredients:
1 oz Vodka
1 oz Southern Comfort
1 oz Amaretto
1/2 oz Sloe gin
1/2 oz Triple sec
Fill with Orange juice
1 dash Lime juice
Mixing instructions:
Add all ingredients, Stir and serve over ice.
Red Death IS the best mixed drink ever produced and a properly made one should not taste like alcamahol one bit. It’s delicious.
4. What happened to Foxx trying to be the next Luther? That stop when album sales didn’t happen? Everyone knows it’s the guest appearances and featurings that make the money. Just jump on the next Jeezy track and do the ooh-wop-wop thing for 8 bars and wait for the money to roll in. This seems almost too easy.
5. Throwing money in rap videos is a cliche. Slow motion in rap videos is a cliche. Wearing sunglasses indoors is not a cliche, but it is silly. Having T-Pain in your video is a cliche.
I remember how it all began
I used to sing dirty raps to my East Side fans
Back then I knew ya couldn’t stop this rap
No M.C. could rock like that
Then the new style came, the bass got deeper
Ya gave up the mike and bought you a beeper
Do ya wanna rap or sell coke?
Brothers like you ain’t never been broke
People wanna say it’s just my time
Brothers like me had to work for mine
Eight years on the mike and I’m not jokin’
Sir Too Short comin’ straight from Oakland
California, home of the rock
Eight woofers in the trunk, beatin’ down the block
Short dog, I’m that rappin’ man
I said it before and I ‘ll say it again
Life is too short
Too short
Life is too short
Life is to some people unbearable
Committin’ suicide and that’s terrible
Was it much too much or nothing’ big?
If ya live my life, you’d be fightin’ to live
Life is to me my main asset
I be doin’ all right and keep it just like that
Chill out at the house and pump that bass
I’m tryin’ to get rich as I rock the place
Everybody’s got that same old dream
To have big money and fancy things
Drive a brand new Benz, keep your banck right here
Never hear me stutter once because I talk real clear
It’s on you, homeboy, watcha gonna do?
You can take my advice and start workin’, fool
Or you can close your ears and run your mouth
And one day, homeboy, ya soon find out
Life is too short
Too short
Life is too short
Life is too short, would you agree?
While I’m livin’ my life, don’t mess with me
It’s been a long time, baby, since I first got down
But I still keep makin’ these funky sounds
Cause I don’t stop rappin’, that’s my theme
I make a lot of money, do you know what I mean?
Like this, complicated ya must stay up
Ya asked a simple question boy, don’t say “What?”
Ya only live once and ya callin’ it hell
Policeman tryin’ to take ya to jail
You could give a man time but you don’t know
I a matter of time, I’ll be runnin’ the show
Now another young buck wants to be on top
Makin’ big money, slangin’ hop
The task force tryin’ ta peel your cap
Turn around, homeboy, ya better watch your back
Life is too short
Too short
Life is too short
You can take back all the things you give
But ya can’t take back the days you live
Life is to some people heaven on earth
Livin’ every single day for what it’s worth
I live my life just how I please
Satisfy one person I know, that’s me
Work hard for the things I achieve in life
And never rap fake when I’m on the mike
Cause if a dream is all you got, homeboy
Ya gotta turn that dream into the real McCoy
Not time to waste, just get on that case
Ya can’t be down ’cause ya need to taste
A good life livin’ like a king on a throne
Gettin’ everything ya want and tryin’ to have all your own
So life
Don’t be stupid though
Cause when ya waste it, you’ll know
